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Say the Uniswap pair holds 12,000,000,000 VRAM against 10 ETH. Price is set by the ratio: 1 ETH buys about 1.2B VRAM.
// GPU SHORTAGE EDITION · ROBINHOOD CHAIN (TBA)
$VRAM
Every day the pool burns VRAM and the floor climbs. Anyone can hit the button and get paid for it.
Launching on Robinhood Chain Contract & DEX unlock at launch · TBA
When the timer hits zero, anyone can call burnLiquidity(). 0.10% of the pool's VRAM is pulled: 95% is destroyed, 5% is paid to whoever called it. Next up: — VRAM bounty.
Note: Steps below describe the current kit chain for this token folder. Final launch chain is TBA — targeting Robinhood Chain. Buy / chart / explorer links stay TBA until the contract is live.
No tax. No team wallet skim. The only thing the contract does to the market is make the pool hold less VRAM every day — and it pays you to trigger it.
Say the Uniswap pair holds 12,000,000,000 VRAM against 10 ETH. Price is set by the ratio: 1 ETH buys about 1.2B VRAM.
The contract takes 0.10% of the pool's VRAM = 12,000,000. It destroys 11,400,000 (95%) and hands 600,000 (5%) to the caller. Nobody else pays a cent.
The pair is told to re-read its balances: reserves become 11,988,000,000 VRAM / 10 ETH. Same ETH, fewer tokens.
1 ETH now buys ~1,198,800,000 VRAM instead of 1.2B — the price per token is +0.10% with zero buy pressure. Tomorrow it happens again on the new, smaller number.
sync() is a public Uniswap V2 function that just sets reserves = balances. It's the exact call Uniswap itself performs after a skim. Burning from the pair and syncing can only ever raise the price of the tokens left inside — it can't take ETH out, mint, or block sells.
Burn size is capped at 0.50% of the pool and the interval can never go below 6 hours. Worst case the owner can do is 0.5% per 6h — and they can renounce so even that is frozen.
Someone has to spend gas to call it. The bounty comes out of the same slice that was going to be burned anyway, so it costs holders nothing extra and makes sure the engine never stalls.
| Name / ticker | VramCat / $VRAM |
|---|---|
| Chain · DEX | Robinhood Chain · Uniswap V2 (VRAM/ETH) |
| Total supply | 24,000,000,000 (24GB) · 18 decimals · shrinks daily |
| Buy / sell tax | 0% / 0% — constants in the contract, no setters |
| Liquidity | 50% of supply paired with ETH at launch |
| Daily LP burn | 0.10% of pool VRAM per 24h (owner range: 0.01–0.50%, interval ≥ 6h) |
| Caller bounty | 5% of each burn slice, paid to whoever calls burnLiquidity() |
| Max wallet | 2% for the first 48h after launch, then off automatically |
| Mint / pause / blacklist | None. Not in the code. |
| Ownership | Renounce planned after launch; the engine runs without an owner |
burnLiquidity() on the explorer (link TBA) and collect the bounty.