// GPU SHORTAGE EDITION · ROBINHOOD CHAIN (TBA)

$VRAM

Supply is the bottleneck.

Every day the pool burns VRAM and the floor climbs. Anyone can hit the button and get paid for it.

CA TBA at launch

Launching on Robinhood Chain Contract & DEX unlock at launch · TBA

VRAMCAT RTX-24G
VRAM USAGE 0.00% of pool burned
0 VRAM destroyed 0 burns
NEXT BURN IN
00:00:00

When the timer hits zero, anyone can call burnLiquidity(). 0.10% of the pool's VRAM is pulled: 95% is destroyed, 5% is paid to whoever called it. Next up: VRAM bounty.

Kit chain notes (dev / rehearsal)

Note: Steps below describe the current kit chain for this token folder. Final launch chain is TBA — targeting Robinhood Chain. Buy / chart / explorer links stay TBA until the contract is live.

01 How it works — one day in the life of the pool

No tax. No team wallet skim. The only thing the contract does to the market is make the pool hold less VRAM every day — and it pays you to trigger it.

T+0h

Pool holds X

Say the Uniswap pair holds 12,000,000,000 VRAM against 10 ETH. Price is set by the ratio: 1 ETH buys about 1.2B VRAM.

T+24h

Somebody hits the button

The contract takes 0.10% of the pool's VRAM = 12,000,000. It destroys 11,400,000 (95%) and hands 600,000 (5%) to the caller. Nobody else pays a cent.

same tx

sync()

The pair is told to re-read its balances: reserves become 11,988,000,000 VRAM / 10 ETH. Same ETH, fewer tokens.

result

Floor up

1 ETH now buys ~1,198,800,000 VRAM instead of 1.2B — the price per token is +0.10% with zero buy pressure. Tomorrow it happens again on the new, smaller number.

Why it's safe

sync() is a public Uniswap V2 function that just sets reserves = balances. It's the exact call Uniswap itself performs after a skim. Burning from the pair and syncing can only ever raise the price of the tokens left inside — it can't take ETH out, mint, or block sells.

Why it's bounded

Burn size is capped at 0.50% of the pool and the interval can never go below 6 hours. Worst case the owner can do is 0.5% per 6h — and they can renounce so even that is frozen.

Why you get paid

Someone has to spend gas to call it. The bounty comes out of the same slice that was going to be burned anyway, so it costs holders nothing extra and makes sure the engine never stalls.

02 Tokenomics

Name / tickerVramCat / $VRAM
Chain · DEXRobinhood Chain · Uniswap V2 (VRAM/ETH)
Total supply24,000,000,000 (24GB) · 18 decimals · shrinks daily
Buy / sell tax0% / 0% — constants in the contract, no setters
Liquidity50% of supply paired with ETH at launch
Daily LP burn0.10% of pool VRAM per 24h (owner range: 0.01–0.50%, interval ≥ 6h)
Caller bounty5% of each burn slice, paid to whoever calls burnLiquidity()
Max wallet2% for the first 48h after launch, then off automatically
Mint / pause / blacklistNone. Not in the code.
OwnershipRenounce planned after launch; the engine runs without an owner

03 How to buy (chain TBA)

  1. Get a wallet. MetaMask, Rabby or Coinbase Wallet. Add the Robinhood Chain network (chain id 4663).
  2. Get ETH on Robinhood Chain. Withdraw/bridge ETH onto Robinhood Chain, or use bridge.robinhood.org.
  3. Open the DEX. Use the buy link published at launch (TBA — targeting Robinhood Chain; docs target Robinhood Chain / Uniswap), paste the contract address above.
  4. Swap ETH → VRAM. 0% tax, so default slippage works. First 48h: max 2% of supply per wallet.
  5. Set a daily alarm. When the countdown hits zero, call burnLiquidity() on the explorer (link TBA) and collect the bounty.

04 Roadmap

Boot

Launch

  • Contract deployed, verified on explorer
  • LP added, trading enabled
  • First 24h burn countdown starts
Driver 1.1

First 30 burns

  • Renounce ownership
  • Live burn dashboard on this page
  • Bounty leaderboard
Driver 2.0

Compute season

  • DEX listings & trackers
  • Community burn-bot so the button is never late
  • Telegram burn alerts
Overclock

Beyond

  • CEX conversations
  • Merch: actual GPU coolers, actual cats
  • Keep burning. Every. Day.